i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT
ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING
I was expecting Who Let the Dogs Out or something like that but oh my god this is so much better.
This is more amusing than it should be.
“My fathers not even been dead a day,
and people are calling this ‘the fall of Oscorp.’ Ridiculous”
”I’m sorry for your loss Harry.
Even though I texted you like a hundred
time about it last night, still.
I bet you’ll rise Oscorp right back up.”